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I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
The statement below is True.
The statement above is False.
Which statement is correct?
Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
I hate short away messages.
I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the same time.
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
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